Matthew 7:6 - "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you." Posting of ideas, criticism, and satire on Evangelical culture - From the inside.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Inside a Real Precious Moments Home


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Monday, January 22, 2007

Let's Turn our Greeting Frown Upside Down!

This Swirlypine editor hereby resolves to abandon that most negative of all greetings, HELLo, in exchange for the more uplifting HEAVENo. Follow the link to learn about the revolutionary HEAVENo proposal.

Monday, October 09, 2006

And In Case you Missed This Before


From the NY Times - Although Thomas Kinkade has sold hundreds of pictures with underlying themes of faith, family and wholesomeness, former colleagues paint a darker portrait of him. Ex-employees of Kinkade revealed that they often accompanied the artist, a Christian who calls himself the "Painter of Light," to strip clubs and bars. Worse, the Los Angeles Times reports that one staffer witnessed Kinkade urinate on a Disney character at a Disneyland hotel. And at a party, it was charged that Kinkade groped a woman after discussing his preferences in women's anatomies. He later explained, "I'm the idol to these women who are there." Kinkade's rep did not return calls.

That Mustache Will Go A Long Way in the Big House


CBNNews.com – The FBI is investigating artist Thomas Kinkade and company executives over allegations that they fraudulently induced investors to open galleries, then ruined them financially, a newspaper reported Tuesday.

Relying on information from former Kinkade dealers contacted by federal agents, the Los Angeles Times reported that the FBI is focusing on issues raised in litigation brought by at least six former Thomas Kinkade Signature Gallery owners.

At least 10 former dealers nationwide have alleged in arbitration claims that the "Painter of Light,” a California native, exploited his Christianity to persuade people to invest in the galleries, which sell only Kinkade's work.

Kinkade Co. spokesman Jim Bryant said the Morgan Hill, Calif.-based company was unaware of an FBI investigation. And he asserted in an e-mail that “that there is no legitimate grounds for a federal investigation of any kind.”

"We are disappointed that rumors and hearsay have been reported in the media in a manner that allows readers to assume legitimacy. The reporting also contains factual inaccuracies," Bryant wrote.

Kinkade has previously denied the allegations in the civil litigation.

Roughly 10 million Americans have a Kinkade painting in their home.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Pat, Who's Side are you on?

Hey Pat. You just got the exclusive interview with that ever so tough to find for conservative christian media outlets, Laura Bush, and now I seeing you doing this ...




Who's side are you on?

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Shake


This is straight off his website. You just can't make up stuff as good as this:

"Did you know that Pat Robertson, through rigorous training, leg-pressed 2,000 pounds! How did he do it?
Watch a video of Pat leg-pressing 1,000 pounds.
Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?
One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients. "

This Must Be the Start of the Tribulation

Diedrich Coffee gives up fightLocal chain sells 47 retail outlets to Starbucks for $13.5 million to focus on wholesale bean business.The Orange County RegisterIrvine-based Diedrich Coffee, conceding defeat in the coffee shop duel with Starbucks, agreed to sell the 47 stores it owns to its Seattle rival for $13.5 million.The local company will remain in business as a roaster and wholesaler of coffee beans. The sale includes all company-owned Diedrich and Coffee People locations. Franchise stores aren't included in the sale.All "non-management employees in good standing" will be offered positions with Starbucks, and managers will be provided the opportunity to interview for positions, the company said.Here's the company's statement:

Diedrich Coffee Announces Long-Term Growth Strategy; Company to Focus Resources on Growing Wholesale and Franchise BusinessesAnnounces Changes to Board of Directors

IRVINE, Calif., Sept. 14 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Recognizing its inherent strength as a premier roaster of imported specialty coffee and the positive trends in the wholesale market, Diedrich Coffee, Inc. (NASDAQ:DDRX) one of the largest specialty coffee suppliers in the United States, announced today that it plans to strengthen its two core business segments by increasing the resources dedicated to its expanding wholesale business and by narrowing its retail focus to its franchise stores."Diedrich Coffee has a long and storied tradition of selecting and roasting the finest coffees in the world," said Steve Coffey, chief executive officer of Diedrich Coffee. "The changes that we are announcing today allow us to utilize our core strength as the premier roaster of specialty coffee and to fulfill our promise to sell great coffee to the widest possible market."With the trends shifting towards specialty coffee in restaurants, offices, and specialty stores, Diedrich Coffee has experienced significant growth in our wholesale business. We are well positioned to be a strong competitor with the potential for greater growth and profitability in the future."According to Mr. Coffey, Diedrich's wholesale operation has grown substantially over the past 12 months, growing at a rate of 46% over the prior year with sales last quarter trending up at 50% over the same period last year. Third-party sales for the quarter ended June 28, 2006 represented 78% of all coffee sold by the company.As part of its plan to narrow the focus of the retail side of the business on its franchise operations, the company plans to close its Diedrich Coffee and Coffee People company-owned locations but retain the brands for its wholesale and franchise operations. To this end, the company announced that it entered into an agreement today to sell most of its company-owned locations to Starbucks Corporation for approximately $13.5 million. The completion of the sale is subject to a number of conditions including the approval of Diedrich Coffee's stockholders and the receipt of various approvals, permits and consents in connection with the transfer of the store locations. Assuming these conditions are met, it is anticipated the sale will be completed within the next few months.The Company noted that its agreement with Starbucks provided the best solution for the company and its landlords. Most importantly it allowed the company to provide its employees with the smoothest transition possible. All non-management employees in good standing will be offered positions with Starbucks and managers will be provided the opportunity to interview for positions.The company said that its Gloria Jean's franchise system and the franchisee-owned Diedrich Coffee stores are not directly affected by the sale transaction or other strategic changes. "Our franchise partners will benefit from our new strategic direction as they will have a financially stronger and more focused company as their partner without the distraction of also running two company store systems," Mr. Coffey said.The Diedrich Coffee and Coffee People stores are not expected to transition for several months. "Until then, the stores will remain open and continue to serve our guests as they have in the past. Additionally, our customers will be able to continue to purchase the same rich and flavorful coffee at franchise locations and through the company's websites, www.diedrich.com and www.gloriajeans.com." Mr. Coffey added.In an unrelated matter, the company also announced today that Peter Churm has retired from the board of directors. The board has appointed Greg Palmer to fill the vacancy. Most recently Mr. Palmer served as president and chief executive officer of RemedyTemp, Inc. "On behalf of the board of directors I would like to thank Peter for his many years of exemplary service and also express how pleased we are that Greg is joining the board. His executive management background and experience in sales oriented companies will be invaluable as the company moves forward." said Paul Heeschen, Diedrich Coffee's Chairman.About Diedrich CoffeeHeadquartered in Irvine, California, Diedrich Coffee specializes in sourcing, roasting and selling the world's highest quality coffees. The Company's three brands are Gloria Jean's Coffees, Diedrich Coffee and Coffee People, which it sells through more than 800 wholesale accounts including coffeehouses, office coffee service distributors, restaurants, specialty retailers as well as direct-to-consumer via the Internet. The company's 200 domestic retail outlets, the majority of which are franchised, are located in 33 states. For more information about Diedrich Coffee, call 800/354-5282, or visit the Company's Websites at www.diedrich.com, www.gloriajeans.com, or www.coffeepeople.com.