Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Shake

This is straight off his website. You just can't make up stuff as good as this:

"Did you know that Pat Robertson, through rigorous training, leg-pressed 2,000 pounds! How did he do it?
Watch a video of Pat leg-pressing 1,000 pounds.
Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?
One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients. "