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Thursday, May 12, 2005

OOTMOBA Part I

This is the first part in an upcoming series entitled OOTMOBA - acronym for "Out of the Mouth of Balaam's Ass". In a contest format, Swirlypine looks to have its readers guess which famous Evangelical made these God breathed statements. We will start off easy. The first 2 winners will receive a free copy of Swirlypine's upcoming book recommendation of "Ghosts" by Adrian Plass.

Eeeeaaaa #1
"I AM a little God" (several choices here. Just pick one.)

Eeeeaaa #2
"Just because it's in the Bible, doesn't mean you should preach it."

Eeeeaa #3
"God I must have a million dollars" (there may be a plethera of asses for this statement, but we are looking for 1 specific mule.)

Good Luck!

*These quotes were originally compiled by "Whitehorseinn.org"

posted by swirlypine at 6:23 AM

1 Comments:

Blogger mb said...

with those comments i immed said to myself at least one of em has to have been said by jimmy, pat, bobbie or bennie.....i knew that there would be a few other poss suspects out there still, but i feel good that i got two of em correct. next time i will remember to guess paul saying something that dumb like that. personally i pictured davie making the first comment

1:09 PM

 

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