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Friday, September 23, 2005

Satanic Gardens 2nd Chance





"Sir. Please get down from your camel and step over to the rock.

Now, I am going to have you say your Hebrew alphabet, and after that I want to hear it backwards.

Great. Now I am going to draw a line in the sand here and if you would, please walk heel to toe from the beginning to the end.

Oh, and please don't step on that picture of a fish.

Oh, and, if possible, please don't mess up those two footprints in the sand... people are confused enough already.

Sir, I think everythings okay. Just stick to the water, not the wine, and be on your way."

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Second chance? FOUR photos? Kermit wants to know if this is some sort of subtle way of dealing with foot washing? Should he dig out his towels? Does Swirly want to throw in the towel? Kermie is against subliminal messages, you know. Either get out the towels, or put in some lilly pads....

3:12 PM

 

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