Humble Phrase

In the midst of a humble moment, and never wanting to take God's blessings for granted, Swirlypine contributor Willy Stump, exerts this submission of thought intending to court the modern mind towards humility:

"We are all just one copy away from working at Kinko's"

Of course, the concept can be transferred to more appurtenant scenarios of avocation by substituting the word's "copy" and "Kinko's" with the following:

"Burger" & "McDonald's
"Oil Change" & "Jiffy Lube"
"Acronistic Sermon" & "A Non-Denominational Church"
"Big Hair Day" & "TBN"
"Smile" & "Walmart"
"Frown" & "Home Depot"
"Sneer" & "Home Depot"
"Deer-in-Headlights Expression" & "Denny's"
"Letter Bomb" & "Post Office"

We welcome your submissions.