TBN's Extreme Makeover
If you are a die-hard TBN watcher like me, you will remember Nancy Harmon's show from the 1980's titled "Love Special". Nancy used to look like a man. She had a deep voice and a large adams apple. She would belt out the TBN standards along with the rest of the cast. She has slowly worked her way up the ladder, undertaking a Micahel Jackson-esque transformation, except she's a white woman trying to look like Jan Crouch, instead of a Black Man trying to look like Peter Pan. Check out the makeover in this sequence of photos. If anyone can dig up a photo of her from the 80s', you would be truly shocked. The photo at lower left is the earliest in sequence, and you can get an idea of the transformation she underwent.
- Editor's note: we would like to thank TBN for continuing to provide easy, brainless fodder for Swirlypine while our creative team remains in a rut.
posted by swirlypine at 7:39 AM
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Now, just a minute here! This is no moonwalking look-a-like. Can't you see, she has refrained from the infamous "white glove"? This is elementary, Watson. This wrinkling crooner has spent too much time under the TBN lights. Just think of those burgers waiting for you under the good ol' heat lamps.... Also, given the nature of TBN, this maestro-ette shows the ultimate effect of positive thinking, and then, of course, negative feedback--it's the polarity, man! Polarity! This woman has been polarized. In the next round of photos she will for sure resemble Mr. Penguin, when polarization is complete.
2:08 PM
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