Matthew 7:6 - "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you." Posting of ideas, criticism, and satire on Evangelical culture - From the inside.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

I am for the Revolution







I am for the Revolution. After checking it out to suck into my savory slime of super sucker sleazy satire I found that I am for the Revolution. If Jim Bakkers physical and spiritual offspring results in changing the face of Christianity to look more like Dara than Tammy, I am all for it.

Dara, please go forth into the bowls of New York, seek out CBGB's and enjoy it's last days. Meet the punks on the street that will give up a few tricks to get to their next hit just like Joey, Iggy, and all the original punks did. Not one gave a damn about them, but you can. This is not sarcasm or satire. Well, the satire of the Dara look up against the concept of John and Jane Smith getting married on Saturday at the First Church of Stupid People with their frat and sorority brothers and sisters walk them down the aisle as Pastor Hard On anxiously awaits them to send them out into their fantasy evangelical life together, may be a little satirical in the scheme of things. But. And everyone has a big but. But, you Dara, are hopefully the new look of Evangelical Chrisitanity. You Dara are hopefully not the Punk for Jesus that I ran into in the early eighties only to see them take off their Jesus smile after they found out it was no more of a fad than playing with the "Go Go My Walking Pup" toy their parents gave them only a couple of years before they heard there first goth Go Go's Album. No, Dara, I hope you are the new face of Evangelicalism in America. I really do.

Tell Jimmy hi. And remind him that we all have our price. We are all just one copy away from working at Kinko's.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

dara's favorite bands list is a real ministry asset. Its great to share the love of God through your lifestyle while seeing bands like Prince of F#@$#ing Darkness, Black Sabbath, Sins of Lust, Christian Death, The Cult, Orgy, Cradle of Filth, Switchblade Symphony, Fields of the Nephilim. This takes seeker sensitive to new levels. Dara, we salute you and your "I am fat so I'll go Goth-Rock look".

7:29 AM

 
Blogger swirlypine said...

That was brutal. I really like Dara. She is a modern day woman at the well. A real bleeder to touch Jesus' cloak cloth thing. Really.

The Rev C.J.

9:40 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmm... Should stay out of this one, but Condi may sense a bit of overplay and want some facts. So, what do we have here--Kelly Osborne in drag? Zacherly's grandaughter? This is not amusing--and 4 times to boot! Do we really need 4 images? Maybe Swirly is suffering from MAS--Multiple Airbag Syndrome. We really need to see her arms. Maybe you can coax her to arm wrestle Jimmy. Oh, they're at the door now. My new shredder has arrived....

2:34 PM

 
Blogger swirlypine said...

I'm all for a nice big ass armrestell contest right next to the McD's fries stand a Disneyland! Better yet, let's do it on one of the unofficial Goth days at the park. Oh how I miss GLASS night growing up. Not anything todo with Lesbians, but Greater Los Angeles Area Sunday School night. Jimmy won't you blow your spit ball right into the middle of the Monsanto Eyeball!

5:17 AM

 

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