Tippy Plays Hardball with Swirlypine

Negotiations have broken down with Tippy the Rabbit. He is backing out of the deal as his representation wants an escape clause as Swirlypine has not established itself as a "legitimate media vehical" to express his thoughts. In the mean time Swirlypine has agreed to a short term contract involving 6 short pieces of Tippy's open expression. Hopefully we can nail down something soon. The key to our future as an evangelical pain-in-the arse cyberrag lies on the floppy, but cigarette stained ears of Tippy the Rabbit.

The reality of the matter is that Tippy was ticked off when Blaine Clements, Swirlypine Managing Editor, permanently deleted the blog comments of Danita. Never mind that Danita was a cyber hooker dropping blog lures to bring over credit cards to her site. Never mind that this is a Godly site and that we are trying to bring people closer to Christ. Never mind that. It's all about Tippy. Tippy this, Tippy that. El Conjejo. El conejo. I want to make you into a one time burrito!