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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Submit Your Nominations for the Secular World's Paul and Jan Crouch




Why should cynical fundamentalists have all the fun? Ted Turner and Diana Ross seem like perfect representations of Paul and Jan Crouch for the secular world. Any suggestions for others?

posted by swirlypine at 4:26 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ted Turner is not likeable enough to be the antichrist. Jane Fonda is a much better nominee.

9:16 PM

 
Blogger swirlypine said...

the secular world, unfortunately, does not produce stupidity to the level that misguided evangelicals seem to be able to. i guess i am saying i would rather listen to celine dion (i know, i know) than Jan Crouch, if forced to listen to either. I would probably commit suicide shortly thereafter

12:10 AM

 

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