Matthew 7:6 - "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you." Posting of ideas, criticism, and satire on Evangelical culture - From the inside.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Pray for Tippy, He's Not Doing Well




Here is the update to Tippy's previous prayer requests:

Pray Request/Date/Answer (Answer status: yes/no/wait - explanation from God)

1) Pray for my sore feet/7-20-05/No-"you don't have feet, you have paws, the answer is no, on a techincallity"
2) Pray for snow/7-20-05/"wait, I can't change the seasons, except for pentecostals, and you're not pentecostal"
3) Pray for a cat that has no fleas /7-20-05/"yes - there are many cats in your own neighborhood that have fleas!"
4) Pray that they will soon make Prozac for small animals. /7-20-05/ "No, as God, I don't support the use of anti-depressants, just pray and read your bible, Tippy."
5) Pray that they will develope a 12 step program for small animals. / 7-20-05 / "i would say yes, but your church does not fully embrace 'recovery', it is only an attempt to have a fully rounded out 'seeker sensitive' ministry, the answer is NO"

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